thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

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johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

(Source: rubyandmoon, via decemberwhorechata)

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via ruinedchildhood)