thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via trust)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

(via wolverhamperton)

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

(via drinking)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via wickked-sickk)

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

(via le-gally-brunette)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

survival tips

  • stay hydrated
  • stay cute
  • stay lowkey
  • stay in ur lane

(via trust)

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

(via bigblackwomanwithbigblacktitties)

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via zackisontumblr)

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

(via vancomevangogh)

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

(via fatlesbianprincess)