teacher: y r ur eyes red
    me: allergies
    teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
    me: hell yea
    teacher: hell yea

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via liek-a-baws)

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

(via laughteraddict3211)

thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via trust)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via disnerd)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via ry-cos)